The Pain Of BRAVE
Spoiler Warning - You’ve already been spoiled if you’re looking at the GIF below. Don’t worry, I saved you money, and I’m going to tell you why. BEARS! EVERYONE TURNS INTO BEARS FOR NO REASON! Seriously. No reason. It’s like none of you have seen PETE’S DRAGON or THE IRON GIANT and don’t know how these “I’m a kid who learns about...
Prometheus Answers Stuff About Alien, Asserts...
Hi! I’ve been holding back on this a little bit, but Prometheus is OUT today, so this information is now available to North American movie goers. You do not need to have seen Prometheus to read the first part of this, then I’ll dig into some spoilers to support what I’m asserting. I will clearly mark this. NO PROMETHEUS SPOILERS YET. What do we learn about the universe at...
Something that's not on this week's @OpKino
Review! (15-20 MINS - Skype Warnings at 10 minutes, 2 min warning, end of time, every additional 2 mins [+2mins]) FILM: Snow White and the Huntsman DA7E: I think I’m going to attempt to save my opinion of this movie by going with the reading that she never wakes up out of that coma and the ending is her dream. That’s the only way the sudden “leader of men” reversal makes sense and it squares the...