February 2012
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Behind The Scenes clip #BTO. When the basement ceiling is only5 feet tall… : )
BURNTHEOCEAN.COM
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The Ex-Files Revisited
Remember that one time I was on Nerve.com? They took away the article from what’s left of the site (thank God).
Remember when I was a lothario? I kinda do.
I also saved some of the general douchebag-attitude from the interview in the form of an old Facebook Note:
Nerve.com has featured myself, Kate Kuen and Alex Wallace in their photo-essay series “The Ex Files” where a current...
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BurnTheOcean.com →
Announcing the spy pilot.
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Ack. My Back
So, I was taking my pants off for a pre-Super Bowl nap yesterday after getting back from the office (where some quick Sunday work went down), and my lower back (the muscles on either side of my spine from about where my ribs end to my tailbone) spasmed horribly and I fell backwards onto my bed.
Sitting up straight caused a lot of pain and trying to stand made the pain much, much worse.
I called...
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The "OrDont" Web Gets a 2012 Update →
No one pays me to make the stuff I make, so I might as well get as many people as possible looking at it.
ReadItOrDont.com is a portal that will bring you Blogging, Audio and Video.
ReadItOrDont.tumblr.com is the blog feature (I’ll try to be more consistant)
ListenOrDont.com has all my free, streaming, downloadable albums from the past decade
WatchItOrDont.com will eventually have all...
Burn The Ocean!
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Ok. This is much cooler than it should be.
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January 2012
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Skrillex’s Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites is more interesting when it’s not done by Skrillex.
Covered by a live band:
http://www.youtube-nocookie.com/v/ZuunY8BTqNs
Covered acapella:
http://www.youtube-nocookie.com/v/TcutAZHIiE8
Covered “Metal” style :
http://www.youtube-nocookie.com/v/5_KXMBDZYSw
Covered acoustically :
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WATERHOLE! Independent Bar Drama is Available on...
Hey-oh!
Latino Review has moved to Latino-Review.com. That’s a hyphen! A hyphen meant for speed and unity of purpose and less rambling from Da7e. : ).
That means that my 6 Things W/Da7e articles have gone the way of TheBadAndUgly.com.
BUT! Since Waterhole is now available to you easily.
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I thought I’d re-print what I had to say about it. So you...
December 2011
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November 2011
1 post
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Friendsgiving VIII 2011 Montage!
October 2011
3 posts
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Disney's The Legend Of Sleepy Hollow
Hello Friends! Some of you might remember that I used to run a gossip/movie-news hybrid site called The Bad And Ugly. That site is still around content wise (though the formatting of the site has changed), so I thought I’d migrate this Halloweeny post over to the Tumblr and replace the broken YouTube videos with links to working ones!
Because Fall = Halloween = Legend of Sleepy Hollow.
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September 2011
5 posts
"Suffrage"
INT. APARTMENT LIVING ROOM
Two guys watch the news, sitting on a couch, drinking coffee and juice.
Jim: I am so happy I have a job.
Dale: Seriously.
Jim: Could you imagine trying to get through all this political posturing on a week-to-week basis?
Dale: What?
Jim: I mean, watching the news everyday and watching these idiots talk about things they'll never do, knowing that their next stupid decision could be, like, the end of my income.
Dale: I don't think you'd watch the news if you were unemployed.
JIM: All I did when I was unemployed was news and X-box...and Law and Order. But it was unavoidable in those days.
Dale: I don't find the news interesting. I'll watch the Daily Show but, it's, like, it's too hard to tell how serious everything really is when everything is treated like it's an apocalypse.
JIM: It doesn't matter, man, the government is broken.
Dale: Saying that doesn't fix anything, though. You have to, like, vote and shit.
JIM: Voting doesn't fix anything.
Dale: Sure it does. It makes the politicians responsible to the people.
JIM: In theory...but in practice...Let me punch you in the face.
Dale: Why? No. I mean, No, what are you talking about?
JIM: No, come on, let me punch you in the face. I'll give you-
Jim pulls out his wallet. He puts $5 on the table.
Dale: No. Five bucks isn't enough.
Jim puts a $20 on the table
JIM: Twenty-five bucks.
Dale: Why? Why do you want to punch me in the head so badly?
Jim looks into his wallet. Puts another $20 down.
JIM: Forty-five bucks to punch you in the face, no questions asked.
Dale: I broke my nose like that in high school, man. Just tell me-
Jim gets up and leaves the room.
Dale: - why? Why? Dude? Is it because I told you to vote?
Jim is back with his checkbook. He's writing a check.
JIM: Here. One-thousand dollars. I will pay you one-thousand dollars to punch you in the face.
Jim rips off the check and hands it to Dale. Dale looks down at the check.
Dale: And I get to take this and the cash if you can punch me in the face.
Jim plucks the check out of Dale's hand and puts it on the pile of cash.
Dale: Fine.
Dale sits up straight. Jim sits down next to Dale.
Dale: Just try to-
POW! Jim punches Dale right in the nose, re-breaking it and sending blood spilling down his face. While Dale holds his face in pain, Jim picks up the check, rips it in half, then stuffs the money and ripped check into his pocket.
He turns and looks at the TV as if nothing happened. Drinking some juice out of a glass.
Dale: Ah! FOOK! MAH NAASE!
JIM: That's what voting is. Except you get a sticker that let's you act like you're better than people.
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It's A Small World Of Small World Remixes
Tomorrow’s Operation Kino Podcast Ep #28, Drive and the Toronto Film Festival are discussed and the lightning round question involved everyone’s favorite Disney Musical number.
I decided that what we needed we remixes of Disney songs for all the music breaks. I really tried to make them varied and pleasant to listen to (because I tend to have weird taste in music, especially...
August 2011
17 posts
Little Dude Teaser
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See You At The New York Hell's Kitchen Film...
The press release manages to remember my name is spelled with a 7. EXCELLENT:
In addition to numerous premieres, NYHKFF devised a number of exciting panels to provide a unique opportunity for festival goers to hear insightful discussions from a variety of film industry experts. Among these is a special live recording of Operation Kino, the popular weekly movies and pop culture podcast from Katey...
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A List Of Things To Come (Or Things That Recently...
Despite the bad wording of my title, this is not sexual, but content based.
SERIOUS BOB
- Album one “I’m Going Off Into The Dark Woods To Investigate Alone” is on iTunes, Amazon MP3 Store and Spotify.
- Album two “Serious Bob Vs. Boo Radley” will be on iTunes, Amazon MP3 Store and Spotify by 08/26
- Album three “One State, Two State, Red State, Blue...
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Taking the family photo is always a process.
July 2011
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Just a reminder that Toothbrush is going to be awesome from someone with an informed opinion on the matter.
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STRONGEST WIFE 2011: The title of Strongest Wife 2011 was awarded to Ashley Hart this year. I suggest we make a cup and re-award it after each wedding to the wife best able to defeat the others in arm wrestling.